Friday, July 3, 2009

R.I.P, Toasted Scimitar


We apologize for how long this took to come to a decision, but regrettably, the collective Toasties have decided to shut down the Toasted Scimitar.

We'd like to thank you all for reading, commenting, and making this blog such a fun place to hang out! You're a fantastic audience and we love you all. (Don't read anything more into that. Really.)

The posts blog will stay up for the archives for a year or so, and some of us may be re-posting articles on other blogs, etc. All hope is not lost!

Plus, perhaps in the future, the Toasted Scimitar will be reborn, like the phoenix (or a zombie), and will rise again!

Until then, thank you all again for your support and readership. We had a blast and hope you did too. :)



Cheers (and fireworks, since we want the blog to go out with a bang),

--The Toasties (Ardyth, Laurie, Merc, Sparky and Skip)

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Trouble With Demons: Book Review

THE TROUBLE WITH DEMONS (ARC)
By Lisa Shearin
Ace Books
Release date: April 28, 2009
(Available for pre-order)

OPENING NOTES FROM THE REVIEWER: I think I may have let out a little squeeee (no witnesses, thank goodness) when I opened a package from Penguin Group this week and discovered—you guessed it—an ARC of THE TROUBLE WITH DEMONS inside. I lost no time jumping into the first chapter and being swept up in Raines’ continuing saga. If you’ve read my reviews before, you know I try to avoid spoilers. Knowing what’s going to happen takes the surprise and spontaneity out of the journey. And this novel has surprises, spontaneity and twists aplenty. I found THE TROUBLE WITH DEMONS slightly darker than the first two books in the series, MAGIC LOST, TROUBLE FOUND and ARMED & MAGICAL but no less unpredictable. The heroine has established a pension for doing the unexpected in the earlier books, and she certainly didn’t disappoint in this new tale of magic and mayhem.

Raine—no stranger to trouble, she—continues her penchant for getting into the most dangerous, impossible situations. There’s plenty of action, conflict, supernatural entities, epic battles, but woven into and through the adventure is Raine’s intensifying bond with, and heart-wrenching struggle over, both men who have infiltrated her life, Mychael and Tam. More on that later. On to the elements…

COVER ART: This is my favorite covers of the series, so far. The font has lost its little sparkly twinkles which makes it a bit less busy, and the use of vivid color and mythic backdrop suggests the novel’s tone. The depiction of Raine with knives drawn and “armed for ogre,” seems to capture the spitfire nature of the character I call Calamity Raine. I would still love to get a glimpse of her leading men on a future cover. Or are they best left to my imagination?

INITIAL IMPRESSION: Raine wastes no time finding trouble. By page five she’s embroiled in an attack by powerful demons who have some utterly creepy battle tactics, and who only Raine can see…and things plummet downhill from there. Yup. Calamity Raine is back.

MAIN CHARACTERS: Raine Benares is a seeker, a finder of lost things, and a sorceress of moderate powers. She’s also a street-smart, quick-witted, armed-to-the-teeth member of a family of infamous rogues and criminals. In MLTF, she found something she wasn’t looking for and has been trying to get rid of it ever since. The Saghred, an ancient, soul-munching stone of power, has claimed her as a bond servant—a plight that both disgusts her and at times gives her incredible abilities, but always at a price. Mychael Eiliesor, a fellow elf, Conclave Guardian, paladin and powerful spellsinger came into her life to help her shake off her disturbing attachment, and his job often puts him at odds with her instincts, but she knows not everything Mychael does for her is strictly in the line of duty. Tam, hot goblin, nightclub owner, recovering (or is he?) dark mage with a questionable past also finds himself entangled in Raine’s plight, though an entanglement of a different sort is more what he has in mind. When Raine accepts Tam’s help in one particularly grim and desperate scene, they find there are consequences for their collaboration. Serious consequences. As Raine’s dilemma continues, the love triangle manifests itself in a profound way and ultimately represents the forces of Good, Evil…and Raine.

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS: Oh my, where do I start? Phaelan, Raine’s infamous pirate cousin holds his own with the most menacing threats despite his lack of magical ability. Phaelan is devious, conniving, swaggering and steadfastly loyal. Phaelan’s dad, Raine’s uncle, Commodore Ryn Benares also steals a scene or two. Piaras, Raine’s young friend and adopted “kid brother” is a spellsinger university student of incredible talent. So much talent that it often threatens his life. Talon Tandu, friend and fellow student of Piaras, is a young, seductive, half-blood goblin/elf—and Tam’s son. Sora Niabi, professor of demonology, is very good at her job and a peer Raine can relate to. Vegard, the Guardian assigned to protect Raine, or just keep up with her—good luck with that, V—becomes an unwilling sidekick to many of her escapades. Archmagus Justinius Valerian, most powerful mage on Mid next to Mychael, is still recovering from an attack that occurred in book two. Or is he? Raine’s father, Eamaliel Anguis, also has a presence, though from inside the rock, and has a surprise in store. There are many more characters and it’s important to remember the names and roles of each, as they often make encore appearances.

VILLAIN: There are, once again, many who might qualify as “villain material,” and most either want to possess the Saghred/Raine talent team, or want the stone and/or Raine contained, controlled and destroyed, in no particular order. Sarad Nukpana is back in all his evil glory, as is Rudra Muralin, power-goblin of the past. Sundry demons, my favorite of which is yellow and pops out of the…well, on second thought, see for yourself. The demon horde has a formidable leader who’s in control of the invasion, and thinks Mychael would be quite delicious. Even some of the “good guys” are bad guys, and Carnades Silvanus, in particular, is always plotting and manipulating facts to suit his plans.

OTHER CHARACTERS: There is a large and well-drawn contingent of minor characters, including loyal Guardians, dark mage bodyguards, corrupt officials, seedy minions, and supernatural creatures of darkness. They have a habit of springing at Raine at any time and from any direction. Definitely keeps a reader on their toes.

WORLD BUILDING: The imaginative world continues on the Isle of Mid, home to the Guardian citadel, a university for learning the magic arts, the Quad, government buildings, tunnels, streets, alleys, abandoned edifices, passageways and a bustling seafront. In this fantasy world, the threat of a lawsuit is sometimes as imposing as the threat of violence.

CONFLICT: Raine wants one thing—to rid herself of the Saghred stone. Well, maybe she wants three things, Mychael and Tam also being at the top of her list, though she has good reasons for distancing herself from both despite the fact the Saghred wants to collect them as a packaged set.

ROMANCE: Raine and Mychael and Tam, oh my! How’s a girl to decide between the powerful White Knight of Mid who is sworn to protect her but shouldn’t even associate with her—not that he can stay away—or one of the darkest of dark mages who is doing everything he can to change his spots for Raine. Although this novel can’t be classified as a romance, I feel the romantic conflicts between the main characters is one of the most powerful aspects of this series. The characters are so compelling that I, as a reader, can’t make up my mind who I like better for Raine’s suitor any more than Raine can. That makes for some wonderful prolonged romantic intrigue that has carried through the first three novels, only gets more entangled in the third, and doesn’t look to be resolved anytime soon.

MOST QUOTABLE QUOTE(S): Sooo many fantastic quotes in this one, but some are so pivotal to the plot that I don’t want to spoil all the fun, so here are just a few non-spoiler extracts:

Phaelan’s philosophy: “Live fast, die young, and leave behind a damned fine-dressed corpse.”

Raine’s family: “I’m a Benares. Our standards of proper behavior are a little different than everyone else’s.”

Raine’s lament: “I scare me.”

MAGIC QUOTIENT: One of Raine’s thoughts pretty much sums it up: “…an apocalyptic, magical kaboom waiting to happen.”

EVIL AUTHORS GUILD STAMP OF APPROVAL: The Evil Authors Guild exists to encourage writers to inflict appropriate amounts of terror, angst and emotional torture into their characters’ lives, and to leave them twisting in the wind at every opportunity. As you may have guessed from the comments above, this one gets one big, fat, red Approved.

FINAL WORD: It’s rare when a sequel can carry on the inspiration and freshness of the original novel as ARMED & MAGICAL did. It’s rarer still when the third novel in the series can take the reader into uncharted territory in terms of romantic stakes, danger and spontaneity. THE TROUBLE WITH DEMONS goes there. The characters get a bit of a breather at the conclusion to reflect, rethink and possibly reload. The story is left with a wonderfully-developed suggestion of impending doom and a sharp, edgy hint that history is about to repeat itself. This air of suspense will no doubt leave readers clamoring for the next book in the series. THE TROUBLE WITH DEMONS delivers in spades…and rapiers, spears, daggers, and loads of “kaboom.”

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Lord of the Rings as Written by Other Authors

In my internet wanderings, I stumbled across this site.

Yes, just as the title suggests, and very entertaining.

I vote for Gene Roddenberry's and Dr. Seuss' renditions. Not that that's an option.

Monday, February 2, 2009

HOPE'S FOLLY Review

HOPE'S FOLLY
By Linnea Sinclair
Science Fiction Romance
Bantam Books

OPENING NOTES FROM REVIEWER: I try to avoid spoilers in my reviews for all potential readers. Knowing major chunks of the story takes the fun out of the read. So, while deftly skirting the plot hot spots, here's my take…

COVER ART: My review copy is a PDF ARC, so no gorgeous cover to sit and gaze at for hours, but I've posted the artwork I found on the internet. The cover fit my mental image of the main characters.

INITIAL IMPRESSION: The story kicks off with a Mission Impossible style self-destructing Imperial Security bulletin that Admiral Philip Guthrie, a traitor presumed dead, is now believed to be alive and his capture and/or termination is top priority to the Imperial powers-that-be (i.e. "the bad guys"). Guthrie is, of course, the ex-husband of Captain Chasidah Bergen of the first two books in the series, GABRIEL'S GHOST and SHADES OF DARK. And alive he is. Injured, hobbling, disillusioned, lonely and with the weight of the universe and the hopes of the rebel Alliance on his shoulders...but still breathing. He's dismayed to find he's saddled with a derelict former citrus hauler as his command ship. This scrap-ready heap is named HOPE'S FOLLY, an unfortunate tag that Philip must live with. He hopes it's not prophetic.

MAIN CHARACTERS: Admiral Philip Guthrie, the dynamic silver-haired, steel-tongued warrior was introduced via both of the earlier books in the series. The Great Guthrie is marked for assassination when arch-nemesis Darius Tage assumes control and guts the Imperial Fleet, and Philip becomes leader of the outnumbered and ill-equipped rebel opposition. New to the series is Sub-Lieutenant Rya Bennton, formerly of Imperial Fleet Security Forces Special Protection Services (aka ImpSec) and fully capable of her motto: Polite, Professional and Prepared to Kill. She's assigned herself as Philip's personal bodyguard, much to his confoundment. She's also the daughter of the late Captain Cory Bennton, Philip's long-time friend and subordinate who met an untimely death in the power struggle with the Imperial Fleet. Philip is Rya's childhood hero. Rya is Philip's horrible-brat-from-the-past now all grown up and a comrade in the fight against the Imperial Fleet. They share a magical connection; a love of weapons.

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS: There is an assortment of ship's officers and crew that are interesting and well-drawn, and at turns either suspicious or suspect. I had hopes that Chasidah "Chaz" Bergen and Gabriel "Sully" Sullivan would make an appearance, but alas, it was not to be in this story. (I did miss them.)

VILLAIN/S: The biggest threat--Darius Tage--remains off-stage, but his influence is felt in his personal crusade to capture and/or kill Admiral Guthrie. Philip could have reason to doubt the loyalty of just about every member of his hastily-formed crew, including Rya. Rya is a danger, but in ways he doesn't want to think about.

OTHER CHARACTERS: There is a cast of effective and memorable personas, not the least of which is the vessel's former "captain," one of the curmudgeonly four-legged variety the Alliance inherits with the ship. He plays a small role in helping Rya feret out danger. No tellin'. See for yourself.

WORLD BUILDING: This Dock Five universe with its various ports and jumpgates felt familiar from the previous books. The ghost of the flagship's former life manifests itself in the gentle and persistent waft of oranges in the cabins and corridors, which I found a very humorous touch.

CONFLICT: Conflict exists on almost every level, and tension cranks higher with each turn of a page. There are obviously some major issues to overcome if Philip and Rya are to find love, not the least of which are merely surviving, the problems with a superior officer-junior officer relationship, the age difference, the perception of the command staff and crew, and the question if they have true feelings for each other or simply share a deep grief brought on by the death of Cory Bennton--her father, his friend.

ROMANCE: Don't look for a fast and furious fling. Like most of Ms. Sinclair's other SFR novels, the relationship takes time to develop and many questions and obstacles must be overcome in getting there. A major hurdle is Philip's tendency toward self-sacrifice, in more ways than one.

EVIL AUTHORS GUILD STAMP OF APPROVAL: The Evil Authors Guild exists to encourage writers to inflict appropriate amounts of terror, angst and emotional torture into their characters’ lives, and to leave them twisting in the wind at every opportunity. Give this one the gold stamp.

NEAT, CATCHY LINGO:
Gritter: nick for a GR-10 plasma cannon
ittle-doos: slang for cobbled fixes; from "it'll do"
Subbie: slang for sub-lieutenant
Star-Ripper: a formidable enemy ship
SUMMARY: Linnea Sinclair is a RITA-Award winning author of Science Fiction Romance novels. If you're already familiar with her work and/or enjoy tormented characters, imaginative future worlds and pressure-cooker tension, you're sure to enjoy HOPE'S FOLLY.

NOTE: HOPE'S FOLLY will be released on February 24, 2009.
Click here to see the trailer posted on YouTube.
To see Linnea Sinclair's website, click here.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Review: Writing Magic


I'm excited to share about "Writing Magic" by Gail Carson Levine, a well-known children's author.  When I opend this book as a Christmas present, I admit I was a bit skeptical.  A children's book on writing?  What was I going to learn from that?  I've been writing seriously for the last five years and sold my first novel last year.  After reading scores of books on writing, I already have my favorite two books on craft, "Writing on Both Sides of the Brain" and "The First Five Pages".  Add the classic Stunk and White "Elements of Style" for grammar and "Steering the Craft" by LeGuin for inspiration when floundering, and I figure I'm pretty well set.  I check the same books out of the library constantly.

"I know you know everything in this book," my mother said as I stared at it.  "She's just such a joy to read and I though you'd enjoy all her stories about rejection letters.  I found them heartening."

After giving the book a try, I have to say that Levine's book is the best book for kids on writing that I've read and certainly worth any beginner in writing picking up.  Her friendly narration and hopeful and encouraging tone are quite infective.  Plus, she's just plain fun.  What other books on writing encourage you to rewrite Little Red Ridinghood with everyone staying eaten at the end (the chapter about making your characters suffer) or encourages you to describe in detail what brushing your teeth is like (the chapter on description)?  The writing exercises are as quirky and enticing as everything else.  

No, I didn't learn anything I didn't know before, but I sure had fun being reminded about it.

"The best way to write better is to write more," Levine insists throughout the book and promptly gives you more than enough prompts to do immediately that.  Every chapter prods the reader in this direction.  Humor might be the vehicle, but Levine is also deadly serious with all her suggestions and right on target with what makes writing good.  A short 161 pages with large type (but nicely indexed for reference), this book is brief but welcoming, and exactly what I wish could have existed back when I was ten or eleven and convinced writing was "too hard" for me.  As an adult and a published author, I really do enjoy the warm and fuzzy feeling I get reading it, the feeling I could write anything, and just might, if only I'd sit down and try it.

And I'll happily take her writer's oath again before getting back to work on my projects.
"I promise solemnly:
1. to write as often and as much as I can,
2. to respect my writing self, and
3. to nurture the writing of others."

Do that, and we can't go astray.

Monday, January 19, 2009

CHOSEN SISTER is out!


*bounces around and throws flaming confetti*

Ardyth's first novel, CHOSEN SISTER, has just been released from Wild Child Publishing! :D

It's a fun, funny, action-packed fantasy--and can I just say that the Gold Wizard is made of win? (Yes, I know, Merc likes a wizard mentor... the world is ending.)

Do check it out, and stop by Ardyth's site too! :D

Next week, we hope to have an offical book launch party here on the TS. And a review. And more flaming confetti. ;)

CONGRATS, Ardyth! I'm sure there will be more to follow this success. B-)

~Merc

Friday, January 16, 2009


I was thrilled to finally recieve my cover to my first published novel (with Wild Child Publishing).  This is a young adult e-book.  It'll be released next week and I'm very excited.  Thank you to everyone who's supported me in my writing!  You guys mean a lot to me.

I've also got a great website up and running thanks to Wulfie.  I love the art there too.  I appreciate everyone's support.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

To tide you through...

Over at The Bookshelf Muse, they have a link to a wonderful discussion on another blog about "finding your voice". Go check it out, it's a wonderful tide pool of tasty... er, snacks? Y'all like seafood, right?

~Merc

Monday, January 12, 2009

REVIEW: The Yiddish Policemen's Union



I picked this book up for the concept—alternate universe where sixty years ago a temporary Jewish settlement was established in Alaska, and now in modern day, with Israel long failed and the territory of Sitka the closest left to a Jewish homeland, the settlement is facing reversion to U.S. control and its residents relocation.

The writing beautifully evokes the icy, claustrophobic, neon-smeared feel of the setting; in fact, the skill of Chabon’s writing was what kept me reading through early chapters when the plot was slow to pick up and the main character (a homicide detective with the soon-to-be-dissolved Sitka police department) difficult to care about. The world Chabon creates is rich and imaginative, if rarely pleasant—the book is heavily noir in feel. The secondary characters—the MC’s half-native cousin, his tough, honorable ex-wife (and new boss), his bush pilot sister, the junkie whose murder he’s investigating—are what truly carry the story (yes, even the ones deceased before the novel begins; they’re some of the most vivid and well-drawn of the lot).

One of the charms and sometimes frustrations of the novel is that it’s constantly shifting—it begins as a grit-minded murder mystery, and yet somehow morphs through adventure, speculative fiction, thriller, even passages that seem like excerpts from a memoir, so wistful and full of depth they make the reader feel as though this alternate history is the real one, not the world they live in. I never knew where the story was going next—something excellent and too rarely found, for me. However, at points the elements don’t mesh well; near the end, especially, the plot fails to support the story enough.

Overall, The Yiddish Policemen’s Union is a beautiful, bittersweet exploration of home and identity and community, worth picking up just for the worldbuilding and prose alone. And, of course, the swashbuckling bush pilot.


~Sparky

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Quick...Look Up! Right Now.

The biggest and brightest Full Moon of 2009 will rise tonight, and you can catch it right at sunset. Which, here, is...just about now.

Because of the Moon's eliptical orbit, it will be at perigee, meaning it will be closest to Earth and appear more than ten percent larger and thirty percent brighter than at other times.

*looks out window* Oh my!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year


Tuesday, December 30, 2008

A post-holiday treat from Jim C. Hines


Do yourself a favor and pop over and read Jim C. Hines' (author of Goblin Quest, Goblin Hero, Goblin War, and the forthcoming novel The Stepsister Scheme) goblin-style Christmas story.


Holiday Greetings from Jig the goblin and Smudge the fire-spider

It's much wicked fun, and the perfect holiday treat. %-)


Enjoy! (And be sure to check out Jim's blog and books.)



~Merc

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas, all!

In honor of the season, this is a rendition of a song you all probably know well.


LOTR: The Twelve Days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
One Master Ring.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven Rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love to me
Nine Ringwraiths flying
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten corsair longships
Nine Ringwraiths flying
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven barrow wights
Ten corsair longships
Nine Ringwraiths flying
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve Rohan riders
Eleven barrow wights
Ten corsair longships
Nine Ringwraiths flying
Eight Ents awakened
Seven Dwarves a-mining
Six eagles soaring
Five Uruk-Hai
Four Hobbits singing
Three Elven rings
Two towers dark
And one ring to rule them all!


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Enjoy and Merry Christmas!

~Merc

P.S. If you crave more renditions (and who doesn't?), see GreenBooks's version of 12 Days of Christmas and LOTR Christmas caroling. :)

Friday, December 12, 2008

Review: ALL THE WINDWRACKED STARS



If the title alone doesn’t make your ears perk, this might not be the book for you. If the author Elizabeth Bear’s description of it as a “peri-apocalyptic noir Norse steampunk technofantasy” doesn’t, well . . . there’s not much I can do for you. I am a shameless fangirl for All the Windwracked Stars, and therefore I shall now babble joyfully a few reasons why (there are many more reasons, but, as I said, fangirl. I can squee all day about the excellence that is Mingan, Suneater and destroyer of worlds).

But first, a note on the cover: if I hadn’t already been craving this book for months before its release, the cover alone would have made me pick it up. It shows a two-headed, winged, antlered, horned steed. He’s named Kasimir. My zoologist’s heart goes pit-a-pat every time I think of him.

But onward, to the novel itself. I tend to prefer Bear’s short work, such as “Orm the Beautiful” and “This Tragic Glass”, since in her novels I’ve often had trouble with tangled plotlines and difficult-to-care-about characters. In All the Windwracked Stars, however, Bear continues to show her skill at creating deep, imaginative worlds while also following sympathetic characters (even the character most easily classified as an antagonist is a hero at certain angles, and vice versa) in a plot both complex and comprehensible.

The story opens at the end of the world—yes, the end of the world, and the side of Light has lost. Familiarity with Norse mythology isn’t required, though it resonates throughout the setting and story (the bulk of which takes place two thousand years later, as the world is finally finishing dying). Bear as ever packs her work with Cool Stuff—one of my favorite passages in the entire novel is this:



“ . . . human society had flourished very well—had blossomed—without them.

“Blossomed. And then fallen like the rose to the canker—rotten, slimed, and dead. They did it themselves, the Desolation, created it with their bioweapons and their radiation bombs, with their shoggoth main battle groups and their killer robots and their orbital microwave projectors, their mass projectors and combat sorcerers and laser-guided death curses.”



All the Windwracked Stars is so dense and twisty even trying to describe the main characters risks giving spoilers. To start with, though, we follow Muire: the last valkyrie, who in cowardice fled the battlefield millennia ago and thus survived, alone and shamed. She guards the last living city, as the world winds down to death. Now Mingan the Grey Wolf, old enemy and devourer, has returned to hunt the streets, and all the remaining powers of the world are drawn into the battle to survive.

Needless to say, I’m already craving the forthcoming second book.


If this book were an animal, what would it be?

A valraven, of course—the two-headed, winged, antlered etc. steeds of the fallen host of Light. Magnificent, sorrowful, glorious in grim determination and the overpowering will to live.



~Sparky